smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN

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by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

by bluetextman July 30, 2021

Fuck another bag

When you're just simply done, your mental recourses are scarce and you have to resort to infact, fucking another bag

(As seen in the college humour Precious Plum)

The new age saying of 'the last straw' or 'for fucks sake'

"i dropped your new laptop , sorry"
"Aw fuck ANOTHER BAG BROCK"

by Nip nip November 24, 2020

Fuck another bag

When you're simply out of bags to fuck, the expression fuck another bag comes into play. Contemporary version of 'for fucks sake' or 'well I'll be dammed '.

"I have seemed to vomit in your new car"
"Aw fuck another bag brock"

by Nip nip November 25, 2020

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 31, 2020

holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something

HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!

by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 7, 2021

fuck off bag

When one is to receive a gift of sorts (i.e a "bag") in order to shoo you away but so you still feel like your winning...

The fuck off is normally a bag of p from the bro with no strings attached to it.

Eg " Here you go my bro. Take this and I'll catch up with you later on"

Used in a sentence "chea i just gota solid fuck off bag from the bro bro in the grove"

by Niktitlemaks13 February 12, 2019