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funnierestnever

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1. The not funnest time ever.
2. Really bad time having fun.
We had a funnierestnever time.
by NoFear14 January 15, 2021
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Carpal Funnel Syndrome

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A stiff, sharp pain in one's neck. Usually occurring after funneling several tasty beers.
Last weekend I funneled about 15 fresh beers and my neck's killing me. I'm fairly certain I'm suffering from Carpal Funnel Syndrome.
by siv73 October 26, 2010
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dumb-funnel

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(noun) That person who plays go between for intellectuals and idiots.
They're never going to understand it. Send this to Kevin, he's the dumb-funnel.
by Akragard March 13, 2020
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funnel cake sundae

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A yummy, crispy, warm funnel cake with ice cream, hot fudge, caramel or cherry syrup, and whipped cream.
Funnel cake sundaes are also known as "orgasm on a plate", "Jesus on a plate", and "heart attack on a plate"
by Aaron the funnel cake lover September 4, 2006
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fannie may

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A classy-sounding way to refer to your anus.
The term comes from the Chicago-based chocolate company, Fannie May, because both need to make fudge every day and in a large variety.
After eating Indian food, I had fudge coming out of my fannie may like crazy.
by Chicago Trash April 18, 2017
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Finnie

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Finnie is perfect
by H u m a n April 21, 2023
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Blue Funnel

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Pseudonym of 1LT Jaclyn Gill of the 94th BSB, 4th Brigade, 10th Mountain Division, Fort Polk, Louisiana. So named because she made some (bad) amateur porn in college and in one video, (after a BAD blowjob), swallows a guy's load through a blue funnel inserted into her mouth, then wipes it out with her hands and licks it from her fingers. She is also a total bitch who is the personification of incompetence, pure evil, and has a busted-looking rotten snatch.
Person 1: "Did you see the video where Jackie drinks the jizz through the blue funnel?"

Person 2: "Yeah, it made me puke so hard, my dog jumped out the window. Blue Funnel's one disgusting bitch."

Person 1: "I'd hit it."

Person 2: "Yeah, with a stick maybe."
by TehMaestro January 14, 2008
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