When you're so cold, that your penis tries to suck back into your body like a frightened turtle into it's shell.
"Dude, you should know better than to go skinny-dipping on the first date. You never show the frightened turtle to a chick who hasn't already seen your meat."
by Mr. BRW February 7, 2008
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Can be used in two terms
1. Happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. This is called stage fright
2. Happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse...
When the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his penis does not.
Instead of staying/getting erect, his penis denies him the privilege.
1. Happens when two males stand next to each other to urinate, usually they cannot. This is called stage fright
2. Happens usually on first time intercourse but can happen in other times of intercourse...
When the male wants to have intercourse with the female, but his penis does not.
Instead of staying/getting erect, his penis denies him the privilege.
Girl: want to have sex?
Boy: Errr Yeh!!
Boys penis: PENIS SAYS NOOOO
Boy: Your such a dick
Girl: Awww you've got Stage Fright!!
Boy: Errr Yeh!!
Boys penis: PENIS SAYS NOOOO
Boy: Your such a dick
Girl: Awww you've got Stage Fright!!
by imimortal March 20, 2009
Get the Stage Fright mug.When the nostalgia is so heavy, that you start to cry and regret the present. We all have had this feeling and always will do. You imagine the old parks and memories. Yeah, it was a great time, wasn't it?
by TypicalDoomer April 28, 2021
Get the frightful nostalgia mug.Freightness is when you Possess a Bad to the Bone Skill of Logistics Operations!
Amazing Knowledge coupled with Awesome Quality earns you the title of Freightness.
Moving tomorrow's freight on today's schedule.
Handling all things freight in an awesome manner of greatness.
Freightness is the experience and mindset of a Truck Driver, a Carrier, a Shipper, and a Broker!
Generating leads, attracting new prospects, and developing a sales pitch.
Identifying, vetting, and selecting reputable and safe carriers for freight services.
Providing customers with shipping quotes.
Booking orders with carriers.
Assisting to prepare carriers for loads.
Tracking status of loads.
Collaborating with shippers, carriers, and dispatchers to manage scheduled collections and drop-offs.
Keeping accurate records of relevant activities.
Updating customers on the status of shipments, and assisting with other inquiries.
Maintaining current knowledge of market trends in transportation marketplace.
Amazing Knowledge coupled with Awesome Quality earns you the title of Freightness.
Moving tomorrow's freight on today's schedule.
Handling all things freight in an awesome manner of greatness.
Freightness is the experience and mindset of a Truck Driver, a Carrier, a Shipper, and a Broker!
Generating leads, attracting new prospects, and developing a sales pitch.
Identifying, vetting, and selecting reputable and safe carriers for freight services.
Providing customers with shipping quotes.
Booking orders with carriers.
Assisting to prepare carriers for loads.
Tracking status of loads.
Collaborating with shippers, carriers, and dispatchers to manage scheduled collections and drop-offs.
Keeping accurate records of relevant activities.
Updating customers on the status of shipments, and assisting with other inquiries.
Maintaining current knowledge of market trends in transportation marketplace.
A mile closer to Freightness;
Freightness Forward;
Look at that Freightness;
Man, I wish I had me some of that Freightness;
I bring to you, Freightness;
HER "I'm bad to the bone" HIM "What's that?" HER "It's Freightness";
"Did you see his Freightness?";
They said "I want to have Freightness";
Shipper Called a Broker and asked:
"I need to ship some loads and looking for a broker that has Freightness. Are you that Broker"
Broker replied:
"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for Freightness, I can tell you I have it. I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me valuable for people like you. If you want Freightness, that'll be the beginning of it. I will work for you, I will pursue your needs."
Freightness Forward;
Look at that Freightness;
Man, I wish I had me some of that Freightness;
I bring to you, Freightness;
HER "I'm bad to the bone" HIM "What's that?" HER "It's Freightness";
"Did you see his Freightness?";
They said "I want to have Freightness";
Shipper Called a Broker and asked:
"I need to ship some loads and looking for a broker that has Freightness. Are you that Broker"
Broker replied:
"I know who you are. I know what you want. If you are looking for Freightness, I can tell you I have it. I do have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me valuable for people like you. If you want Freightness, that'll be the beginning of it. I will work for you, I will pursue your needs."
by Rage Logistics October 18, 2022
Get the Freightness mug.additional "freight" charge added to the bill for goods or services by an unscrupulous businessman or retail worker. For a "normal" or regular customer this charge would not be applied. However the person charged for dummy freight would appear to be of much lower than average IQ. Similar to asshole tax.
Boy the boss is going to happy with me! I just hit the last two customers for dummy freight. I'm going to get a raise!
worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."
customer: "Duh. OK."
worker :"That will be 100 dollars sir and then you have your dummy freight which brings your bill to $120."
customer: "Duh. OK."
by slipsheet April 25, 2006
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