friend

People who know and are jackasses to you. They hate you so much that they want to come slay you in your sleep.

Alex is such a good friend.

by joeshmoe275 February 5, 2015

friend

A word that people who are so cowardly they can't even say "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" use to describe someone's boyfriend or girlfriend.

Dan's mom told him that her friend was coming over. He thought "okay, this must be one of the ladies from her book club or whatever, coming over for coffee" and went to play Xbox. Half an hour later, he heard funny moaning noises coming from his mom's bedroom. Turns out his mom's "friend" is really his stepdad-to-be.

by Disvan September 26, 2010

friend

code word for condom, so parents, teachers, or anybody else doesn't know what your talking about. comes from the saying "friends are like condoms, they'll be there for you when things get hard".

boy: *whisper* omg i'm so horny..
girl: you got the friend?

by KillerKitty July 23, 2008

friend

A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

friend

one who is on call to pretend they were out for drinks anyway

"Hey friend. I've got my crush with me. so pretend we were doing something anyway tonight so I can invite him."

by tweiss May 4, 2009

friend

the person who is sitting next to you giving you random words to look up on urban dictionary.

My friend just told me to look up the word friend on urban dictionary.

by The favorite <3 June 24, 2022

friend

verb - to request someone on facebook or myspace

Sally: Bye Billy! It was nice to meet you!
Billy: Yeah, you too. Make sure you friend me!
Sally: Will do!

by marissssa February 9, 2008