freeguard

A "freeguard" is someone who gives an unusual air of casual adventure and often has the desire be around funny people to accommodate for the strange humour done by him.

Wow, now that guy is a freeguard if I ever saw one

by Hamethley March 11, 2018

Creeptard

A person, non-gender specific, that is the highest form of creepy that it's "retarded" how bad their creepiness is.

Dude, did you see the way that dude freaked out on Janet just barely?! Dude just went full "Creeptard" on her!

by Mr. GotJokes April 1, 2019

fretard

freaking/frickin/friggin retard, idiot

That girl is such a fretard.

by that cute girl June 18, 2008

fretard

Someone who is a fucking retard.

Person A: That guy over there is so annoying.
Person B: What a fretard.
Person A: Yeah, you're right.

by Rei_Uchiha April 14, 2010

boondanglin' 'riggin fretard

Someone who uses their wang to wipe.

Garrett, you boondanglin' 'riggin fretard, use toilet paper!

by Matt June 18, 2006

fretard

someone who is just freaking retarded but not quite a fucktard

in the army the rank before fucktard

You see that gut over there, yeah he is a fucktard! You! YOUR NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE A FUCKTARD, YOU ARE A FRETARD!!!

by Vampyro May 13, 2005

fretard

-noun
-slang

A combination of the words "fucking" and "retard", used as a profane escalation of the word "retard". When used in electronic communication (txt msgs, etc.), the F is often capitalized to show emphasis on the profane ("Fucking") portion of the word. i.e. Fretard!

Normal Person: "That skater kid is such a Fretard!"

by brownnipples March 4, 2009