FOOTBALL SUCKS
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.
AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.
Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.
Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.
Volleyball = SKANKS
Cross Country- Lesbians
Cheerleaders- Drunk bitches
Band- Potheads? Sex? BOTH
Theatre- ERRYONE is a wannabe tryhard. But who knows about them? NO ONE
Basketball- Cleptomaniacs
Soccer- Pregnant "Tejanos"
Tennis- A humpy-loving sport
Track- Holy shit. We're good at this.
Administration- Basic middle school knowledge is a plus
NHS- 55 MIC's. Beat that
Counselors- This is why I live. I am INDEED her baby.
Fred Heads- WE ARE BETTER THAN THE CHEERLEADERS.
AT this school, we have a weird way of placing AC units on TOP of the building. Our colors are red and white, but as you pass this establishment of "learning" you will see a beautiful green trim all the way around the structure. The AG program places large signs randomly around campus. As you gaze upon the front of the glorious campus you will see many "Tejano" people. A third of them are pregnant, very few of them know it yet. During lunch you will see many of the "Tejanos" have migrated and brought along chili powder candies.
Do you like sitting in the back of class? Do you enjoy the comfort of a nice bathroom stall? Are you a coke-head? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, you could be addicted to cocaine.
Can you piss off the side of a truck? Do you enjoy tailgate beerpong? Do you trade sex for beer? Do you drive a F-350 Powerstroke Diesel with an 8-inch lift? If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, come enjoy a nice pasture party.
Example 1:
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?
Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*
*Man runs off violently puking*
Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?
Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.
Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.
Example 3:
*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?
Woman: Fredericksburg High School.
Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..
Hot Guy: Where do you go to school?
Average-looking, B+ getting, small breasted, blonde-bimbo: Fredericksburg High School! *baaahh*
*Man runs off violently puking*
Example 2:
Random school: Who the fuck is that?
Tivy: Those are the goat-pokers.
Random school: Oohhhhhhhh...that explains alot.
Example 3:
*hot steamy sex comes to an end*
Man: So where did you graduate high school?
Woman: Fredericksburg High School.
Man: *picks-up phone, calls health clinic* Excuse me, i'd like to get checked for STDs..
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Get the Fredrick mug.A high school located in downtown frederick MD. In recent years it has become know for its poor performance in academics and sports (not including the '09 baseball team). Frederick high is thought of as a fairly ghetto school due to the deteriorating facilities. a study done through the "High Flier" concluded that 85% of seniors have smoked weed. Teachers at frederick high include Linda Borring, Mr. Engelstatter, Mrs. Mujeeb, and Mrs. Kapustin.
All of this said... Frederick high is a more diverse and fun learning environment than an other school in the county. We are the shit.
All of this said... Frederick high is a more diverse and fun learning environment than an other school in the county. We are the shit.
Urbana kid: Dude we crushed frederick high in wrestling last week.
Frederick kid: That may be true, but you go to school with a bunch of prick ass rich white kids. fuck you urbana. Frederick high wrestlers are the coolest.
Frederick kid: That may be true, but you go to school with a bunch of prick ass rich white kids. fuck you urbana. Frederick high wrestlers are the coolest.
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Get the Frederick High mug.Fredericksburg, Texas is a medium sized shithole which only is beneficial if you are a wealthy person from Austin, San Antonio or Dallas and just need a weekend "to get away from it all."
If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
If you are a native Fredericksburgian, there is a 50% chance you'll marry your high school fuck buddy, a 20% chance you'll become a pothead and work on main street, and a 29% chance that you will go to a university in Texas and maybe do something with your life. That one remaining percent are the people smart enough to get as far away from it as fucking possible.
If you are still attending school here, watch out. Here are a few guidelines:
-Don't sleep with your teacher. We all know what happened there.
-Don't haze Tivy. Well, don't get caught hazing Tivy.
-Watch out for those damn car accidents that seem to claim one of us every so often as a cautionary tale.
-For the love of God, don't become a Fredericksburg hipster. No one cares that you went to ACL.
-This will all be over soon. :D
I feel like we should end all the hopes you have, so we're moving to Fredericksburg, TX!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
There's nothing to do in Fredericksburg, TX, so why don't we beg our older siblings to buy us beer, get wasted, go to the Marketplatz and piss in the water wheel?
I'm young, semi-attractive and living in Fredericksburg, TX; let's go running on Main Street!
by freefromthegripsoftheburg September 11, 2011
Get the Fredericksburg, TX mug.One of the most kindest, most amazing people you will ever meet they will treat you like a queen as soon as they lay eyes on you, there the most funniest people ever and would only prank you if you were really out for it. Frederick is the man of yours and my dreams his smile shines brighter than a million stars he makes your heart race faceted than a dozen fireworks his deep eyes make you melt and his touch feels like paradise, Weasley really is our king his hand perfectly intertwines with yours and you know you’ll always be safe around your Ginger Prince Charming he really is the best Husband anyone could ask for, our magic man
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