freckle puncher

One who is one the delivery end of anal sex; usually reserved for a male homosexual.

Hey, I just found out that Elton John is a freckle puncher!

by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006

freckle fest

two people with freckles (or gingers) having any kind of sexual intercourse.

b-"garrett is dating jaymie!"
t-" no way! not another ginger"
b-" hahaha i know."
b-" where is he anyways?"
t-" i bet you hes with jaymie having a freckle fest"
b" hahahahah!"

by mistergatorboots15 April 20, 2010

freckle bowl

the little dots of shit left all over the inside of the toilet bowl after a particullary explosive episode of diarrhea.

person #1 "dude, what did you do! the inside of my toilet looks like a jackson pollock!"

person #2 "sorry for the freckle bowl but I think that my hot wings, prunes and apple cider snack finally caught up with me."

by Johnny-P March 7, 2012

freckle past a hair

A reply used when someone asks for the time from someone that clearly doesn't have a watch on.

1: What time is it?
2: (looks at their watchless wrist) It's a freckle past a hair.

by ClovenStrife August 8, 2011

Freckle-wrecker

A gay man, poofter, Arse-bandit, Homosexual, ETC

"He won't touch her,, he's a freckle-wrecker"

by stanute February 27, 2010

freckle head

A person with an unusually small head

Kev that chick you are dating is a freckle head

by httpete September 24, 2018

Freckle Neck

when you're down on a girl and she sharts

when you're down on a girl and she sharts. You get a Freckle Neck

by igorthemule February 26, 2009