The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?

Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.

by Skinnystem January 22, 2025

Frankn'd

To point out to an individual that he has asked a question that has already been answered, usually when holding conversation on an online forum.

User1: "I have a Jeep Wrangler for sale, $12,000"

User2: "How much do you want for it?"

User3: "Idiot, he told you $12,000. Frankn'd!"

by TornadoTJ April 1, 2007

Franky D

When someone is getting their member stroked for a prolonged amount of time before ejaculating with the strength and volume of a nuclear bomb. This earth-shattering sex act often incapacitates the receiver.

Referring to multiple parts of Franklin D Roosevelt's life and presidency. Including health issues caused by polio, death by stroke, a historic twelve year 3 term presidency, and an instrumental role in the creation of the nuclear bomb.

Jeff "Yo, have you seen Kyle Latley? "
Brad "nahh i think he's still out of commission after his girlfriend Franky D'd him last week."

by flamingo cave January 23, 2026

frank ocean disease

When an artist (usually music) says that they're about to release new content but never do.

Person 1: Hey, when is (insert artist name here) dropping their new album? It was suppose to drop today.

Person 2: Who knows. They probably caught Frank Ocean disease.

by AggyAF April 27, 2016

Frank the Dank

Similar to the nickname from old school. Frank the dank is usually a nickname given to someone who can smoke large amounts of weed. Frank the Dank is ONLY a nickname for true stoners. Instead of running naked in the street, someone referred to as Frank the Dank is probably giggling on a couch eating cheese puffs.

Dude 1: man how are you still awake?
Dude 2: I don't know I guess thats why they call me Frank the Dank

by alexanderdagreat September 30, 2011

frank a doodle

when a girl uses a frankfert as a dildo

my frank a doodle makes me get a orgasm so fast!

by mic mobby April 9, 2010

Anne Frank's drum kit

n. Often used for the worst player in a league being moved from one team to the next.

"You're as useful as Anne Frank's drum kit."

by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010