Fralker

A person who friends you on Facebook, then stalks you via your status updates. Their eventual goal is to meet you in person and freak you out by the vast amount of knowledge they have about you.

Jay: Hello, Rosh. Did you just come from hot yoga?

Rosh: Um, do I know you?

Rosh: Dude I met my fralker today. Creeper!

Kristin: I told you not to friend people you don't know.

by Roshambo187 October 3, 2011

frankendocument

An aggregate document that is composed of other documents that shouldn't be included as a single document. This is usually done to satisfy internal politics, and reflects the inefficiency of egos and idiots in businesses and government organizations.

Person 1:
"I don't understand the relationship between pages 1-5 and 6-8; why didn't you create separate documents?"

Person 2:
"Well, John felt like he needed to comment on something, so he is insisting I combine them into this frankendocument."

Person 1:
"But that doesn't make any sense - they are two completely separate subjects."

Person 2:
"I know, but John's an idiot, and the director doesn't seem to realize that, so this is what I was told to do."

by BaileyPoint October 18, 2011

Frankencisco

1.Everything that is currently wrong with San Francisco
2. Why you moved to Oakland

The San Francisco we use to love is gone and all that is left is Frankencisco.

by MachiaVelevet June 23, 2015

Getting Franked

When your significant other gets a hot dog/sausage off the stove and sneaks up behind you and slides it up your butthole.

Mr. Rocha was making hot dogs and didn't realize he was getting Franked by Jasmine until the thumb.

by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

frankenfuck

noun
Hypothetical.
The ideal sex partner, composed from the best parts and features of different people.

verb
Hypothetical.
To have sex with a frankenfuck.

COWORKER 1:
Hey Doug, who's your frankenfuck (noun)?

COWORKER 2:
Well, let me see, Larry... I'd have to say Cheryl's ass on... Tammy's torso... with Tina's tits... and Monique's head.

COWORKER 1:
Yeah, I'd definitely frankenfuck (verb) that.

by Ronny Mecca October 31, 2007

Frankengina

The artificial manufacturing of the universe's most precious creation, vagina -- if god made anything better than pussy, he has kept it for himself. The Frankengina is a similar perversion of god's intent as the one described in the sci-fi classic "Frankenstein."

A Frankengina is created by taking a real working dick and turning it into a non-working, fake pussy. Then the excess/left over penile and scrotal tissue is used to manufacture artificial beef curtains that still smell and taste like ballsack when you're munching them.

Just the nauseating/horrific thought of being tricked into going "downtown" on a Frankengina is enough to swear off being a "vagitarian forever."

by kajoe March 8, 2007

Jonathan Frakes

An actor that hosted the show Beyond Belief for several years before fading into obscurity. He had an impressive beard and a wide arsenal of puns. Jonathan Frakes' favorite food is beans.

"Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I'm Jonathan Frakes, and this is the wonderful world of golf."

by jfrakes_1952 October 10, 2009