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Failentine's Day

A holiday occurring on February 14th every year during which you realize you are, in fact, miserably single. For most people, they also realize that this hasn't changed since the last Failentine's Day (or Failentine's past). In addition to the self-pity that occurs, there is the constant reminder that other people are together and in love (usually in the form of red paper hearts and cupids decorating the walls of all buildings, all of your favorite stores having Failentine's Day sales, roses appearing in February and giddy couples walking down the street and holding hands/kissing).
Emily woke up to a text from her best friend, Andrew. It read HAPPY FAILENTINE'S DAY. Emily was then thrown into a depression about how alone she was.
by RileyMichael February 15, 2009
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fragile

...andhere comes another fragile box! Be careful or else we are wiped!
by Artman40 November 10, 2004
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Facebook fragile

A friendship that can end just because of a disagreement on Facebook. As soon as one removes the other from their friend's list, the entire friendship is over and there will never be another word uttered between the two.
Usual suspects of the Facebook fragile relationship: People you've met online, people you've only recently started dating or old friends from grade school.
by shoujoboy August 1, 2011
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fragile

Fragile? Why it must be italian
by Horab December 30, 2003
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Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
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Fragument

A 'fragument' is an abbreviated version of a friendly argument. This is when two people have a slightly less heated argument than the generalized argument. It can be used when arguing about something which is not majorly important to life and fraguments can be stopped at any time at any moment.
Girl: "No, you look better than me!" Boy: "No babe, you look way hotter than me! Don't you dare say that!" Girl: "I don't want to start a fragument with you babe"
by Samantha Green August 6, 2017
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Fragile Dreams

Fragile dreams is a japanese video game recently sold in American stores. The game sports a yaoi scene wth two boys kissing, which made a lot of fangirls happy. Basically it's a complex puzzle game where you solve Tedious and time absorbing tasks, meanwhile looking for a girl named Ren. Most people in America have never heard of this game, unless their a fan of anime. It's made for wii
Me: "Hey have you seen fragile dreams?"
Friend: "...what?"
by Shadowrider November 2, 2010
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