Fountain of youth

Choking the chicken while laying on your back, and letting your unborn children fly

When I’m bored of gherkin it normally, I’ll sometimes do the fountain of youth

by UngaBunga Monster October 17, 2020

The fountain of youth

A fictional fountain that makes you younger the longer you stay. Also when a show is running out of ideas.

I cummed into the fountain of youth and now it's all gone :(

by bruhthisismyhandle September 10, 2021

Fountain of Youth

When you hook up with an old lady and piss on her face.

That slag got a fountain of youth

by bathtub69 March 10, 2020

fountain of youth

when a person(s) get sprayed with an unreasonably amount of baby cum causing you to have the ability to be young again.

I got sprayed by the fountain of youth at the daycare again!!!

by Mickey mouse Crackhouse April 21, 2022

Fountain of youth

When you are fucking a male/female and your about to bust pull out, grab your nuts, jerk off, and release your nuts and yell fountain of youth while simultaneously giving your girl a laser precise cumshot up her left nostril and the Coriolis effect should take affect in the nasal cavity and the pure force of your cum will shoot out the back of her neck and go up to heaven and retrieve her soul before she enters the gate so then you need to put her ice on a frozen bed of your cum to preserve her and on the 3rd day at exactly 4:19:21 PM start jerking off over her body and shoot a load into her belly button and she will be resurrected and will be your slave for eternity.

Yo bro you wanna try the fountain of youth?

by Codyboi30 April 1, 2022

Fountain of youth

When a girl swallows your baby juice or takes it on her face.

She’s been complaining that she’s getting older. Then I told her to try a little of my fountain of youth to help “slow down the aging”

by MMMagic Man July 25, 2018