Guy 1: I'm gonna go punch the clown for a little bit.
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.
Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?
Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!
Guy 2: What??
Guy 1: You know... choke the chicken, mow the cougar, beat the meat? Whatever I'm gonna go masturbate.
Guy2: Why didn't you just say so?
Guy 1: Cuz I'm using the masturbation formula!
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To solve using the Quadratic Formula:
In any equation
ax^2+bx+c,
The roots can be found by substituting into:
-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a
OR
Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).
To solve using the Quadratic Formula:
In any equation
ax^2+bx+c,
The roots can be found by substituting into:
-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a
OR
Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).
To solve using the Quadratic Formula:
In any equation
ax^2+bx+c,
The roots can be found by substituting into:
-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a
OR
Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).
EX:
Hm..
10x^2+13X-5
-13(+,-)sqrt(169+200)/20
>_>
In other words, by substituting the numbers in, you get 13(+,-)sqrt(369)/20.
As you may or may not have guessed, this gives you a very nasty number, which should be approximated and rounded to the nearest thousandth.
In any equation
ax^2+bx+c,
The roots can be found by substituting into:
-b(+,-)sqrt(b^2-4ac)/2a
OR
Negative "B" plus or minus the square root of "B" squared minus 4(a)(c), all divided by 2(a).
EX:
Hm..
10x^2+13X-5
-13(+,-)sqrt(169+200)/20
>_>
In other words, by substituting the numbers in, you get 13(+,-)sqrt(369)/20.
As you may or may not have guessed, this gives you a very nasty number, which should be approximated and rounded to the nearest thousandth.
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