I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.
Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!
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I can fix this

Guy 1: Holy shit you just ran over my neighbour's cat!
Guy 2: Wait! I can fix this!
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sexy i can

Not sexy can i? but sexy i can cause those who use sexy i can KNOW there sexy level and don't question it!
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I can lean to that

Phrase to signify agreement inspired by Down’s ‘Lean Like a Cholo
1: Dude? Sonic?
2: I can lean to that
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i can work with that

pick up line for flirty, held back approval - can be ironic or sarcastic
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Because I can

An absolute and valid verbal justification of any action that is seemingly without a clear goal or purpose.
This expression is used to quickly make someone realize that the action in itself is so mindnumbingly cool and awe-inspiring that a purpose is no longer necessary.
Me: Why did you do it?
Katarina: Why? Because I can
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because i can

in other words fuck u bitch

if someone was to say y u do that bitch um BECAUSE I CAN
"y u do that"

"Because I Can Faggot"
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