footface

A man whore who leads on women for the purpose of entertainment. He is an extremely poor excuse for a male and should be beaten up upon sight. Don't be a footface ppl.

I can't believe he did that. He is such a footface!!!!

by Allie S August 5, 2007

foot fag

A foot fag is someone who has a sexual fetish for feet, human or otherwise

caitlin stop touching my cat's toe beans you silly foot fag

by BigGayHomo March 30, 2019

Square Footage

The "roominess" of a woman's vagina.

This girl I was with last night had a TON of square footage, I think she gets around.

by DanG40 July 14, 2011

Footbag

The worst profanity of all time. Worse than the C-word. Used only when you want to make the victim and their loved-ones cry. Will possibly cause suicide. Use with caution.

May be used as a noun or verb.

"You goddamn footbag!"
or
"You footbagging son of a bitch!"

by Scrye February 14, 2008

Roll that beautiful bean footage

The act of tongue lapping the robot clitoris.

Hey guys, member tat tyme Eric wen to da barn and engaged in the act of "Roll that beautiful bean footage" on that suuuwwwieeeeeeee...?

by Angel & Matt October 5, 2005

Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage

1. Something that doesn't make any sense and cannot be fully explained.
2. Totally irrelevant.
3. Typical bullshit.
---shortened to "kravitz", used in a negative way.

"What the hell is that kravitz calling me for? We broke up five years ago."


A. Why'd you sleep with my girlfriend?

B. The football game was on and I was drunk...

A. Lenny Kravitz Stock Footage, dude.

B. You're right, bro. I just wanted a piece of ass. I'm sorry.

by Megan Eason October 15, 2008

freestyle footbag

the game where you kick a footbag around in a circle also known as hack or hacky sack.

those damn austrialians are the best at freestyle footbagging

by Michael February 8, 2004