FOOF

fresh out of fucks

Example 1: Current mood - FOOF
Example 2: I haven't been in work for 10 minutes and I am already FOOF.

by instabitchy June 13, 2016

Foof

The sound a zombie makes when it Queefs.

"Did you know zombies can queef?"
"Really? What did it sound like?"
-muffles my mini Thomas the tank engine-
*Foof*

by OGTurpitude June 16, 2018

Foof

noun - An alternate name for a dog or puppy. Also known as a Foofer

I'm going to take my foof for a walk.

Aww what a cute foof!!!

by prcg October 19, 2009

foof

1. Sigh of relief.
2. Sigh of exhaustion.
3. Term used in an awkard situation , when nothing else seems to fit.
4. Term used in place of answer, when answer is absolutely foregin to the person in question.

1. "YES!! Even though I am extremely sexually active, I just got my period! I'm not pregnant, foof!"

2. Oh foof. I'm so lame for not going out, but i'm just so tired... let's drink some wine.

3. Jessica: "Hey Lauren, I'm going to go see my boyfriend this weekend. How many condoms do you think I should bring? Condoms protect against crabs right?"
Lauren: "Oh, foof!"

4. Brittany: "Oh my GOD, my pet turtle Tito is dry-heaving and just halked up something onto the side of his tank. What do you think that means?? Will he die?"
Lacey & Teanna: "Oh, foof!"

by Lauren & the DC Girls November 28, 2006

foof

polite way to tell someone or ask if they farted

Is that roses I smell or did you just foof?

by Goldilocks February 15, 2005

foof

word for affectianately describing a foolish, wacko, weird, but totally awesome, person.

haha!!! You foof! That's FAKE fruit!!!

by beastsoul December 27, 2003

foof

Overly made-up high-school-age girls attempting to dress and/or act older than they actually are. Common identifying marks include:

1. Excessive hairspray/perfume
2. Skanky clothing
3. Appearance of maturity which immediately dissolves when she opens her mouth.

That mall is overrun with foof.

by Ae;rog August 8, 2003