A person who has a sexually attraction to hobbits who are usually found in bowling alleys. Frotophiles make very poor life decisions and do not deserve the love of one in a trillion
That Frotophile met a hobbit who probably had hairy feet in the bowling alley and chose the meth lab cabbage patch kid over a Bulgarian princess.
by top-notching October 9, 2025
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