forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.

"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"

by Catherine M. December 19, 2006

forwardiot

An idiot who keeps forwarding shit to you

If that damn forwardiot sends me ONE more link to hotplumbersandtheircracks.com, I'll kill him.

by A Cann May 25, 2007

unfortunate forward hairline

Where a males hair points forward no matter what.

Look at that guy with the unfortunate forward hairline I can't help but feel sorry for that guy. However, studies suggest those with forward hairlines like to tweek whilst forcing his straight friends to take part in a circle jerk so i have no sympathy for him.

by sticky tech January 8, 2012

Fast Forward Time

The total amount of minutes accumulated when starting a show on a DVR after it has already started to air live. Used generally to fast forward all the horrible commercials and horrible ads no one wants to see.

For an NBA game, you typically need at least 45 minutes of recorded show before you can hit "play" (depending on the speed you fast forward) to be able to skip all the commercials and halftime.

Friend 1: Hey, can we start the Cavs basketball game already?!?!

Friend 2: No! We only have 27 minutes of fast forward time, and I don't feel like seeing that annoying McDonald's singing fillet-o-fish commercial again!


Buddy 1: While we were gone, the football game has been recording for almost 2 hours!

Buddy 2: Awesome! We got some MAD fast forward time yo!

by Cptn Obvious April 16, 2009

Fast-Forward Movie

A b-movie rented for the sole purpose of fast-forwarding through to, to get to the good parts. (i.e. The scenes with tits).

Hey, I just rented a fast-forward movie. I think it's called "Dark Harvest 3." According to the MPAA rating on the back, this movie has "gratuitous nudity."

by NUTCRUNCHER April 8, 2010

back back forward

To dive and tackle someone to the ground. Named for Raiden's move in Mortal Kombat. Also Bob Nelson

Take my welfare check? BACK BACK FORWARD!! (while diving)

by DJ Illnutz March 28, 2003

Fab it Forward

What fashionistas do to help fashion challenged women everywhere. Fabbing it forward includes but is not limited to wearing frockets (please look up definition of Frocket for further info) and accessorizing with killer heels, fierce clutches and a chic haircut.

As fashionistas, it is our duty to Fab it Forward. Otherwise the world is a dowdy place.

by Hukra March 13, 2009