FMB

Acronym for Fuck Mad Bitches*

*Note: Tense of "fuck" may be changed to reflect proper grammar

"What are you up to tonight?"
"FMB"

by Kepabar May 3, 2005

FMB

Acronym for "Fondle My Balls".
Often used to express dismissal in a condescending fashion.

person 1: pleez pl33z PLEEZ?!?!
person 2: FMB a/h!

by JonMaker August 15, 2004

FMB

Funnel Madd Beers

This involves the popular art of funneling not just one, not even two, but funneling madd beers. Typical situations for this are crunk parties involving women, which evidently leads to the other form of FMB, Fuck Mad Bitches. The two definitions are most often used together.

Ken: What's the game plan for the night?

Wil: Yo, we're gonna start out by smoking a stogie, then go FMB. Lloyd Banks!

Ken: Foolproof plan homie. Shit's gonna get real.

by Jlsjimmij July 22, 2008

FMB

(FMB) means you are a Fake MC Bumberclut

T dot kid is shit at spraying 8 bar this makes im a FMB.

by harrycunningham15 March 25, 2008

FMB

Follow me back

Hey I followed you fmb.

by Cobber87 April 23, 2021

fmb

Fuck My Bro

Sorry, I don't want to have sex with you. You can fmb.

by Ps_x October 3, 2023

FMB

Fine Bitch Magnet.

Person 1: Look at that guy.
Person 2: That guy is a FBM.
Person 1: FMB?
Person 2: Fine bitch magnet.

by Reaper 2.0 January 27, 2023