FLOB

An acronym which stands for, "Fluffy Loaf of Bread", a term used to describe fat people.
Dude look at that FLOB over there, he just finished his 11th piece of pizza. What a fat-ass.
by JAAHH February 12, 2011
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Flob

Decorative images surrounding a post on a forum. Usually used as extra coding to gain more currency.
The only reason they are so rich on this site is because they cheat, using flobs to enhance their post.
by Miharu Kurokawa September 17, 2008
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flobbing

a word to describe when guys swing their dick around. Usually used to get the last bit of pee out
by wangqueen May 14, 2020
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Flob

A breed of the human species, probably a branch of the Down syndrome section of society.
I have encountered scores of people of this breed in my lifetime, and have been astounded to realise they have never been catagorized, which is something we humans like to do, stick people in boxes.

These people typically have a lower intellect and intelligence than your average person, the tell-tale signs include always wearing rather thick glasses and a ever so slightly offended look on their face.
They tilt their head back and peer at you down their nose when talking to you, raising their upper lip into a sneer that exposes the teeth.
Often found boasting about the great achievements they've come to accomplish in their life, the unfortunate engorged grandeur only suffices to expose the pitiful backwards living-at-home-til-25 lifestyle they lead.
Flob - I've got a motorbike!
Guy 1 - Oh, that's cool, what is it?
Flob - It goes dead fast! It's red.
Guy 1 - Huh?
Guy 2 - It's a moped, and his mother bought it for him.
Flob - I can play drums too!
Guy 2 - Great, did you get them for Christmas?
Flbo - YEAH! I mean, no! I'M DEAD GOOD ON THEM, COME TO MY HOUSE AND BE MY FRIEND!
Guy 1 and 2 - Later flob.
by Ben Tricarico November 26, 2007
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flob

A slimy blob of fat.

A a compact area with a lot of fat people in.
Eww nasty my steak has some flob on it.

its like a massive flob inside that room.
by cob cob March 30, 2009
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Dong Flob

He shot his Dong Flob
by Dong flobber March 01, 2011
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Flob Cobber

The sound your balls make when they slap against your thighs. The sound is more prominent when mixed with arse sweat.
Listen to my Flob Cobber
by Ron J September 30, 2003
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