Flight 370

When someone you're interested in and talking to all of a sudden stops and you have no idea why, or when they stand you up and don't tell you.

"I was really into Mari, but then she boarded Flight 370 I guess."

I was supposed to have coffee with Maxx, but I guess he got on Flight 370."

by jdod April 21, 2014

flight wheel

An incredibly time consuming game involving the passing of a wheel (via flight) from person to person. People often get locked into games of flight wheel for the bulk of their day.

I wasted the whole day playing flight wheel and didn't get a chance to moisten my fence or destroy my pornography collection.

by gfrayne December 24, 2008

Flight Instructor

A brave and astute individual, most likely also an alcoholic, that tries to be killed many times on a daily basis only to be paid minimum wage if they are lucky training cocky big headed students that one day will have hundreds of lives in their hands.

I saw a flight instructor take a swig from his flask of whiskey and kiss the ground right after his student tried to land the aircraft upside down.

by willabeast7 June 27, 2010

flight suit

1. A type of military uniform worn by fighter pilots during missions.

2. A suit worn by politicans when they screw up and want to cover it up by four flushing posturing.

George W. Bush wore a flight suit right before landing on a carrier deck to deliver that little mission accomplished speech.

by jesster79 January 24, 2006

flight to Vegas

A euphemism for death.

To fly to Vegas means to die.

"Mom what happened to Mittens?"
"Oh, Mittens flew to Vegas, sorry."

"Hey Tony what happened to Joey?"
"We put him on a flight to Vegas, if you catch my meaning."

by MrThatguy1 February 6, 2014

blight flight

The exodus of minority, low income and other undesirable populations from urban areas undergoing gentrification.

Blight flight from New York's 5 boroughs virtually assures the continual decline of Newark.

by ohthree11 April 23, 2011

Take Flight

To whoop somebody's ass

If you talk shit, I'm gon have to take flight

by Tha White Boy April 17, 2006