Beer Lesbians

When beer/alcohol makes two people laugh and giggle together like little school girls, excluding everyone else from their new found drunken friendship.

Hey Nate, quit being beer lesbians with Mike. I'm getting bored over here!

by MasterJayman "JUSTIN" November 23, 2010

official lesbians

The kind of lesbians that you see in the porn movies.
The good looking ones, that look like women.
Not the ones that look like men.

Look, good looking girls walking hand in hand – they got to be official lesbians.

by Tjpl May 15, 2014

Clutch of Lesbians

The collective noun for a group of lesbians and/or otherwise queer individuals who present as female.

Oh man, that clutch of lesbians over there look like they're having fun. I should introduce myself.

by land_of_what May 31, 2013

lesbians

Mystical Creatures. They ride in on unicorns usualy in groups of two. They are very rare. Most people say lesbians are not hot but the lesbians they speak of are of a different evil breed. They Ride in on flying monkeys(or motorcycles as modern people call them) to capture the Pure Hot lesbians to convert them to the ugly ones.

Bill: Look Tim a lesbian
Tim: quick Bill grab your camera.
Bill: oh no Tim here come the evil ugly lesbians

by UknoM3 May 14, 2007

nonbinary lesbians

A nonbinary lesbian is a nonbinary person who is attracted to females. Also called trixic, orbisian, NBLW or feminamoric.

idiot: "LEsbiAn IsS A GeNDwerEd TerM soNoNBinarY LesBianS DonT ExIsT"
actual smart person: "Actually, Lesbianism has always accepted nonbinary people into their community. :)

by pIuto_png November 23, 2020

Lipstick Lesbians

The polar opposite of the dykey lesbians. IE, the girly, feminine ones.

"Cause you know, there are the lipstick lesbians, and then theres just the dykey ones." - Meredith

by Robert Akins December 8, 2004

phony lesbians

slutty straight women who pretend to be lesbians to make boys horny & erections but are really attention whores & very confused.

Phony lesbians are girls who have had too much alcohol who often experiment sexually with a roommate or a friend. As a result of their party lifestyle, they often become sexually confused & can't decide whether they are gay, straight, or bi. Phony lesbians can damage a relationship emotionally. They are mostly sluts who sleep around with other men & girls. Many of them are seen as the popular girls & are often quite dumb, so they become attention whores (pretending to be gay) to be popular. Though its every man's fantasy to see 2 girls make out, it should remain a fantasy!

Also known as: fake lesbians, pseudo-lesbians, attention whores; sluts; bi-curious

Phony lesbians aren't lesbians! They aren't even bisexual! They're attention whores!

by penis-mon January 2, 2010