Flard

FLARD is a portmanteau of FLAcid and haRD.
Flards are produced and patented by Rimmington-Svift.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Flardinium-batteries, that caused the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
A Flard is the core ingredient for Snuggletraps, that ended the Mrs.Snugglehugs-Lockdown of 1985.
Flards can be fired into walls with the Flardmaster2000 to be used as wireless power-sockets.

did you see the Flardmaster 2000 commercial in the National Nighly News?

by olljoh February 22, 2022

flard

a term used when one is dissatisfied at something or someone

Also a term used to convey general annoyance

"oh Flard","Flard I forgot to wash the car"

by mentaldood February 15, 2006

feardie

A timid twat.

ya big feardie..... jsut ring them back and ask what the fook they want

by eleggo October 3, 2003

Feard

A beard that's at least a foot long.

Tom: Wow, check that out.
Dick: That's the biggest feard I've ever seen.
Harry: I wish I was that manly.

by NTO January 19, 2018

flard

Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.

She's a right Flard

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

flardladl

1.) Something undescribable

You:Hey, i made you a present for your birthday!

Other: Wow, thanks, what is it?

You: Well ... it's a ... flardladl

by Gino April 3, 2004

fleadipper

A gay man who picks up homeless young men for sex. The homeless young men are usually rentboys who charge very low rent. The term flea dipper refers to the fact that such rentboys must be taken home and scrubbed in the bathtub prior to sex.

Dude1: That boy that Bill left with smelled like he hasn't taken a bath in a month.

Dude2: Bill is a fleadipper. He will take that boy home and scrub him off. If you look in Bill's medicine cabinet, you will see that he always has stoked with lice shampoo and crab ointment. He keeps those products for his (cough) boyfriends.

by tolmike January 31, 2012