flexing-nuts

when one tries to overcompensate from a position of power or weakness. Typically acting unnecessarily tough, invoking threats of non-fatal violence like punching, pushing and personal space invasion. The later being the favorite of the office nut-flexer in which deals, leads and projects are reassigned based on juvenile bullying tactics.

"Yo how come my order didn't deliver today?"

"Because another customer called up and started flexing-nuts"

"What?"

"Yeah he came to the factory and tried to fight my boss"

by georgelasealva January 24, 2016

Flexing it

A hot young lady doing something hot or looking smoke.

That bia standing next to me on the train was flexing it.

by Mitchell Cooper October 15, 2006

flamingo up

like a cock up but much much bigger

"So you set fire to your entire bedroom by trying to flick a lit cigarette into your girlfriends mouth?"
"Yeah. I've got to admit it, I flamingoed up a bit."

by John the happy black man April 16, 2005

Flaming Cock Shot

The Flaming Cock Shot is doing the same thing as the Statue of Liberty shot, but with your penis. You dunk your penis into the shot glass of Rumpleminze, have someone light it on fire, take the shot, and have your friend blow out the flames. This is the most badass shot a man can do and is a sure party favorite.

Girl 1: "Wow, did you see that guy light his penis on fire while his buddy blew out the flames? that was badass!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, those guys just did a Flaming Cock Shot, that was awesome!"

by Hunter McSpermy November 18, 2013

Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.

“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”

by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023

Flaming Todd

The act of pooping on the toilet after eating a large breakfast while having another guy watch you and smoke a cigarette. Usually accompanied with conversation about how cool it is to miss class.

Dude did you go to class today?

No my buddy was pulling a Flaming Todd and I couldn't bail on him.

by SGU!! November 12, 2011

Unintentional Flexing

One of the greatest honours one could receive and the highest Level of flexing when you are so fly it gives the illusion that you don't to put effort into flexing, you just flex naturally. It doesn't involve buying for the brand and the common hypebeast would be unfamiliar with this concept.

Jack: Yoooo look at Rice Gum's new oufit isn't that freshhh
Jill: Na bro it just screams supreme, how does that make it freshhh, he doesn't even look good. He's trying hard it's Inentional
Jack: Ahhh right brooo I get you!
Jill: Check out A$AP ROCKY thoughhhh freshness is in his blood. He's unintentional flexing

by FlexOffender101 July 9, 2018