flank two position

Used to indicate that the person speaking is under duress. Therefore, it negates the rest of the statement. Useful for lying discreetly at a social gathering or party. Used by Jack Bauer in the TV show 24.

(At crowded party)
Ben: Hey man, you and I are best friends forever, right?
Me: Sure. You and I are best friends. I am in a flank two position.

Girl: But you told me that you loved me last night, baby.
Me: I know I said that, but I was in a flank two position!

by CDeck January 22, 2006

flauntation

v.
The act of flaunting. Said flaunter is often dismissive, and/or shameless.

Cindy's mom got a job at Louis Vuitton so now Cindy carries a Speedy 35 every day to school. What total flauntation!

by kyliecarefree January 2, 2011

Flaunz

A relaxed and mysterious guy.

Wow , Flaunz is really cool!

by Flaunz April 13, 2021

Clark Flanks

the dankest of the dank.

"that shit was clark flanks bro"

"yeah it was legit dude, hold on lemme put back on my pringle cap"

by TheDarkBadger September 16, 2009

flaunce

real nice; gaudy; showy; expensive-looking, etc.

Bill: Check out my fresh Air Jordan 12s.
Piglet: Man them shits is flaunce.
Bill: My whole shit's flaunce.

by Cutty Pipe April 3, 2009

Dunk Flunk

1. What happens when an over-confident basketball player tries to make a spectacular flying "dunk" but fails to score.

2. The kind of show-boating that enrages college coaches.

3. An embarrassing act of athletic incompetence.

Coach: "We would'a won that game if Hakeem hadn't tried that ridiculous dunk flunk in the second period. Arrrggghhh!"

Athletic Director: "I think I'm going to be sick now."

by Peter Kobs March 26, 2010

flank speed

Noun (naval terminology): the highest speed commandable of a warship under normal (peacetime) conditions, succeeding the terms "normal", "regular" or "standard" speed, and (under wartime conditions) preceded sequentially in velocity by the terms "attack speed", and finally "ramming speed".

"Upon lookout sight of the enemy ships, the consul Quintus Arrius ordered his ships to come to flank speed."

by speedog May 2, 2010