Flatty patty

What you get called when you don’t have enough patty to work at the The crabby patty

Mr crabs: Nah, he is a flatty patty

by The 711 Slurpee man April 28, 2021

3 meter flatty

3 meter flatty: a flathead that is 3 meters in length

fuck did you see the size of willem powerfishes 3 meter flatty it was a propper dog of a cunt.

by get the dogs August 25, 2019

big fat flatty

a fat chick who does not have big tits; a plumper who is also a member of the itty bitty titty committee.

That poor fat chick lacks jugs. She's a big fat flatty.

by PMax April 13, 2008

Flatty patty patricia

She has no ass

Flatty patty Patricia claims she's got ass but clearly she doesn't

by NOSTOP September 30, 2020

Flatty patty patricia

Flat ass

Flatty patty Patricia She thinks she's thicky Nikki Noah but clearly she's not she said she was thick but she's not

by NOSTOP September 30, 2020

Flattie

Flattie - a breast cancer survivor who has had one or both breasts removed and chose to be flat. Aesthetic flat closure may also be done after removal of a breast implant that was used to restore breast shape. During an aesthetic flat closure, extra skin, fat, and other tissue in the breast area are removed. The remaining tissue is then tightened and smoothed out so that the chest wall appears flat.

This breast cancer warrior is a Flattie.

by KFlattie September 21, 2023

flatty

having the bowl of a bong or pipe filled with weed up to the top so it is flat, then the weed is smoked. #JETLIFE

hey mate wana get high, have a flatty

by DuckDave September 19, 2011