Flatuscents

(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.

Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.

by The Grute Man October 4, 2010

superannuated flatus

Synonym for old fart.

Too many university faculty members wind up being superannuated flatuses over time. It's pasture time for them.

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

Flatterment

A compliment that leaves one flattered.

Coined by "Glee" actor Chris Colfer via Tweet

Person 1: You look absolutely stunning.

Person 2: *blushes* Well, thank you for the flatterment

by dadiva1889 December 18, 2010

flatscan

One who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the Internet.
From the X-Men term "flatscan", a derogatory term for non-mutants. As the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, "flatscans" were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. A similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.

Flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening Microsoft Word, and never remember to check their email.

by Clay January 11, 2005

2 weeks to flatten the curve

A lie perpetuated by the new world order to pacify the masses under the belief that the world was going to end to a deadly contagious virus. Hindsight shows us the SARS NCOV outbreak was actually a hoax that allowed big government power grab, and the greatest transfer of wealth to the elite class in history.

"stay at home, it's only 2 weeks to flatten the curve!"

by ArmageddonFeast February 27, 2021

flatterboy

a dork man who leeches on you an tries to be your friend

even though you say "no"

Thanks, flatterboy, now go on and stalk and worship someone else

by dickjohnsons December 21, 2009

flatusphere

the layer in the atmosphere below the ozone layer where all your stinky farts end up

Man, that fart was one for the flatusphere!

by ndmama April 16, 2011