Flat Bill Hat

The most retarded looking thing a human can wear on their head. Usually worn by teenage or mid-20something males to look "cool."

"Look at that tool over there, with the Flat Bill Hat"

"Check out my hat!" "Sorry bro, you look like a retard."

by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

Flat surface syndrome

When every flat surface, table, desk, etc in your house is covered with stuff. When a person automatically fills up ANY clear space on a flat surface with clutter.

"Man have you seen Alma's room? She obviously has a sever case of flat surface syndrome."

by nealisms November 4, 2011

Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.

Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022

student flat

A house with generally more than two university or polytechnic students residing. Usually rather untidy (especially the kitchen and bathroom) and frequently empty cupboards and fridges.

Most student flats are also party flats, in which many students spend government money to get drunk each weekend.

There's a party at a student flat this weekend.

There's ALWAYS a party at a student flat.

by valentine86 October 27, 2007

I Love Flatcher

"I Love Flatcher" is a random phrase added to a welcoming collage for the top boss at mR's return. The phrase was added in large, pronounced text at the top of the collage, and had absolutely nothing to do with the head of the mR organization. 'I Love Flatcher' is a shortened phrase which means "I love people who love sugar cane juice", a well established beverage likened by many mR employees.

Reper829: Hey Mike I know you dont really care for me ILM because I broke so many rules but I'm passed that.. I LOVE FLATCHER!

by Illa.Lusus December 7, 2009

Flat Fuck Friday

the day with a flat fucking gator as the mascot, and the day after Out of Touch Thursday.

Person: "IT'S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY YOU FUCKING LOSERS"

by Wyatt9017 September 25, 2020

flat sack

When you go to have sex with a guy and realize he has no balls.

I was 69'ing with this one guy and his flat sack hit me in the face.

by hen-peter October 23, 2011