When you are hitting your gay lover from the back and you climax, then he tells you he has a cold sore, crabs, and a third penis.
Lover: OH yeah!
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.
You: I'm almost there... OH YEAH!!!!
Lover: now that that's over I have to tell you something
You: what?
Lover: I have Alaskan Firedragon you might want to get yourself tested.
by Greymatter 96 October 28, 2015
The act of taking a small drill, putting a dildo on the end, lace it with lubed up Pop Rocks, and violently doing vaginal.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
The Pop Rocks will explode in her pussy, simulating a dragon spewing fire. Best done on the Chinese Year of the Rooster. Best done with sparklers on a vibrator attached to the titties, while screaming violently in Chinese with a dragon mask, fully butt-naked.
Boy, my pussy is really sore after that Alaskan Chinese Firedragon.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
I was really into the Alaskan Chinese Firedragon, until he unmistakably called me a nigger in Chinese.
by Cunt Destroying Splooge Cannon January 03, 2018
When a man ejaculates into a womans mouth and swiftly clasps hands over her nose and mouth, and then says something as "Hey, I have herpes..." Which will then most likely force it to come out of the small holes in her eyes.
"Dude... I gave my Girlfriend a New York firedragon last night."
"Did she dump you?"
"No... she's dead..."
"Did she dump you?"
"No... she's dead..."
by Xorphz April 17, 2009
The act of numbing the penis with novocane, then letting it set. Then go back and rub flame retardent lubricant on the "shaft" of a penis and just before the male climaxes you light his penis on fire for 5 seconds. Have a bucket of water to put it out.
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
*for trained professionals
*be careful of cauterizing of the urethra
Thing one: my husbands and I sex life is on the rocks. We tried everything we could think of.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
Thing two: Did you try the Alaskan Firedragon? I hear its hot.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 April 21, 2017
The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
by papajewww September 28, 2010
When your boyfriend is eating you out and at the very last second she yells "I HAVE AIDS"
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
And then your juices come out his nose making him a European Firedragon
by senpachi September 02, 2021
by Chicken Little III January 23, 2015