The Fink

Putting peanut butter or any other kind of food that can stay on your dick and or balls and letting a animal lick it off, most likely a dog or cat.

Dude I was so horny last night I did The Fink.

by Finkelberg December 9, 2008

Finked

When you get your dick sucked by a fat ugly rabbit with curly hair, also known as finker.

Big Sushi: "Yo man, that rabbit had me finked as hell"

Ian: "Wow"

by Ian Meindl September 27, 2018

Fink

When someone acts faggoty, evasive, secretive, hostile and sneaky, they are a Fink. This is someone you don't want to associate with, but you don't want to fuck with either. Finks are known to be sly, deceptive, and powerful in certain ways. If there was a zombie apocalypse, a fink would be the smartest, strongest, faggiest zombie. If there were a zombie apocalypse however, you would want to find a human fink to be on your side so you don't get finked in the ass.

Jesus H Christ Kevin, you are such a fucking fink when we play NHL. Next time you fink out I'm going to put our a cigarette on your fucking forehead.

by cjh949383282132312351 October 23, 2011

Fink

A gay slang term for a fat twink.

Dude Kyle isn't a twink he's a fink

by mmq5f5 September 2, 2011

Fink

(adj.)Sometimes referred to as a rat or spy.

(n.) Really awesome person with a huge penis, but ladies...dont get him wrong, he has great respect for almost everyone. Fink can sometimes be spotted walking around the campus of Longwood, or in the summer time you can spot Fink in his hometown of bumfuck Fred-Vegas.

Say, that Fink guy is not exactly the fink as his name would explain.

by Anonymous... November 19, 2004

Fink

(verb) To Finger Fuck. A combination of the words "Finger" and "Fuck".

"Did you fink my girl in Europe?"

by come at me bro May 12, 2010

finked

The act of a sober male taking advantaged of an intoxicated female at a party. The male involved is referred to as the finker and is often creepy, skinny, and extremely pale.

Can you believe Kelly got finked twice?!

by Sit0nMyThumb November 1, 2010