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Masturbatory Index File

Is the systematic cataloging of persons of interest for later use as masturbation fantasy fodder. Elaborate indexes can be cross referenced by type of body, hair color, size of breasts ( if applicable ), bi-sexuality, sexual acts you envision them doing etc.

In public it can be referenced as " MI-File " pronounced MY-File
Masturbatory Index File example---"Those two women were so hot I added them to MI-File--and now they are bi-sexual and I'll be seeing them later tonight"
by knight1to1 August 2, 2009
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X-File

1. An X-File is an FBI case designated "unsolved"
2. A case dealing with the Paranormal or unkown
"A X-File has been opened into Aliens"
by pooper agent September 18, 2006
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fleur

Fleur is a nice girl with a pair of beautiful Brown eyes. She is very shy at first but the next day you know her she is like a real flower popping open. The thing you love the most about her is her smile and that's something she always does. But the thing that you might not like about her is her insecurety. She is a really open girl and wants to look nice but deep inside she is still that insecure girl. Maybe you could make her feel less insecure by being nice to her. She loves to sing and dance but her passion is still acting. The thing that she loves the most is a good friend, where she can rely on.
This was a really important message for all the girls called fleur cause you are all beautiful, no matter how you look you are still the most beautiful girl inside.
'She is like a fleur, I like that'

'She is my best friend I always wanted a fleur'

'That is fleur her flowerpower'
by whatireallyneed June 24, 2015
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finger file

1) Finger file is the mental retention of sexually stimulating material to recall while masturbating at a later time. 2) Finger file is the female equivalent of the spank bank for men.
Woman # 1 Did you see that new lifeguard at the beach today? I have never seen more ripped abs in my life.

Woman #2 Yea I'm going to put that in my finger file for later.
by the1realdarkman December 27, 2011
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Mon petite fleur

An inaccurate way to write in French "my little flower". The correct expression is "ma petite fleur".
In French it can be used as a term of endearment, like "honey".
It can simply be your little flower, the one you need to water.
I love when you dance mon petite fleur.

Mon petite fleur is dead because I forgot to water it...
by Ted Losi September 27, 2014
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n00b file

Someone's first, saved file on a video game.

Referred to as a "n00b file" because the gamer was most likely a n00b on their first try. of the game.
Also known as "newbie file"
Usually this file isn't deleted. Even after the gamer has beaten it.
>>Guy 1: Hey, should I play this saved file of Zelda?
>>Guy 2: No way, man. That's my n00b file.
by blahyourface December 9, 2008
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filesh

A refference or term used for expressing the act of being/getting fucked.
I'll be at state where the girls are half as smart, and thus twice as likely to filesh me.
by Clarkkkkkky February 8, 2008
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