Fight Club 

The best damn movie in the universe. And the book too. Whoever thought this book/movie is a genius and I love him.

The first rule of fight club is you do not talk about fight club. the second rule of fight club is you DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB. Two men to a fight. One fight at a time. No shirt, no shoes. Fights go on as long as they have to. If someone yells stop, goes limp, or passes out, you have to stop.

If this is your first night at fight club you have to fight.

Fight Club by huntergreen November 20, 2004

fight club 

Don't talk about it. I shouldn't and neither should you.

"Dude have you heard about a fight club?"
"Shut the up you fat fuck"

fight club by Deodorant stick May 5, 2023

Fight Club 

An incredibly overrated book/film which, unfortunately, many people mistake as a work of art with great depth, intelligent satire, and important social/political messages. In actuality, it is an incredibly shallow, juvenile attempt at satire. Sort of like Voltaire for kiddies, minus the wit, subtlety, and depth beneath the surface.

Ironically enough, its leagues of (teenaged) fans often make the mistake of thinking that quoting Tyler Durden makes them special -- when one of the wannabe-nihilistic messages of the film is that "nobody is special".

Drooling Idiot: Dude, I just watched this movie called Fight Club, and it was totally awesome! Tyler Durden is so badass, and I love quoting him because it makes me feel special and original when people don't know what I'm talking about. Also, when people respond to it positively, often with another stupid Tyler Durden quote, I feel as though I can finally make a friend. Of course, Fight Club is horribly shallow, juvenile, and devoid of any real political or social meaning, but I'll try to justify liking it by talking about its so-called "anti-consumerist" message.

Educated Person: I love how you say Fight Club is anti-consumerist, when it's a very popular book with millions of copies printed, and was later adapted into a movie with a budget of over sixty million dollars and starring famous actors like Brad Pitt and Edward Norton.

Drooling Idiot: Yeah? Well, uh, you just don't get it! You're too dumb to understand the genius of Fight Club!

Fight Club by BushEqualsCunt August 7, 2006

fight club 

the excuse you use when your stem cell research wears off, and you have to leave the girl you're making out with because your wrinkles are coming back at midnight. (futurama)

*making out* *wrinkles come back* oh god! gotta go, fight club!

fight club by haiden1991 June 12, 2007

Fight Club 

(verb) Testicle Removal in the method employed by the characters in the book, Fight Club.

I'm going to Fight Club your balls off.

Fight Club by Adam the Hobbs December 30, 2008

Fight Club 

the movie that juvinille punk ass white kids like to watch, and then they feel like they can beat anyone in a fight.
The film is about a eratic bipolar schmuck (edward Norton) who founds a fight club that eventually becomes a terrorist group that intends to fulfill operation mayhem. At the same time he constantly beats the shit out of himself thinking that hes fighting his alter ego-Tyler Durdan.
Near the end of the film just about the entire fucking population is in on operation mayhem and destroy giant corperate buildings so that they can "free the public"

Tyler: Ok everyone listen up! First rule about fight club: Don't talk about fight club!
Everyone: Yeah!
Tyler Second rule about figh..
Random person: Wait! your breaking the first rule. your talking about it!!!
Tyler: Ohh...then I guess we're done.

Fight Club by Morovzny March 7, 2008

fight club 

Rehab; a method in which one cleanses the soul.

Been to Fight Club? Nope, but feeling much better now.

fight club by bigdadybry July 6, 2006