50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

by azzkicker November 24, 2010

Puerto Rican Field Goal

When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.

Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up

by Bobby April 11, 2005

Hershey Kiss Field Goal

A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.

ITS GOOD!!!

Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.

I pulled off the Hershey Kiss Field Goal on Kelly last night on my first try.

by Sibils October 13, 2006

field goal post

what happens when there is one person getting perryed from both sides. Much like the eifel tower, the end result of the field goal post looks like a field goal post

We made a field goal post last night and now i can't hear

by Yeah Tone January 6, 2008

Field goal position

When a naked woman has her legs spread so that they resemble goalposts, because she’s waiting for you to score.

Of course you didn’t hear me walk in on you guys- you had her in field goal position!

by Fratty Frat May 31, 2022

field-goaling

when a person with a dick stands 5+ feet away from the urinal and tried to shoot their piss into it

person #1: damn, the bathroom is closed for cleaning, any idea why?

person #2: oh yea some dude tried field-goaling, major fail

by pee pea April 11, 2021

Field goal status

An example of how big a guys dick is. Used only when one has a truly monster cock. Holding ones hands vertically over ones head in a parallel fashion is the proper gesture.

A referee holding his hands over his head after a field goal is a proper execution of the "field goal status" gesture.

by HunterHall May 2, 2012