by BC_Mike March 14, 2008
a cult involving witch-craft led by hicks that try to brainwash children into joining it
do not be fooled! they will sacrifice you to their golden heifer. run away as fast as possible
do not be fooled! they will sacrifice you to their golden heifer. run away as fast as possible
Join the FFA. i cannot force you according to state laws, but i *turns on brainwashing power* STRONGLY SUGGEST you do. *does witch-craft"
by rawr. [fear me] August 29, 2008
by El Negro September 11, 2004
Future Fat Ass, abbreviated. Person who will one day refer to these as his/her "skinny days." Warning signs include muffin tops (for women) and man boobs (for men).
Your friend: "hey bro, i saw you humping that girl on the dance floor last night. you get her number?"
You: "yea, but i'm thinking long-term. i can't get involved with an FFA."
You: "yea, but i'm thinking long-term. i can't get involved with an FFA."
by friznani July 30, 2007
Acronym for "Face Full of Ass". often during sports, usually basketball, the players or managers will be sitting on the bench, when the coach is walking or moving around in front of them. the coach stops with thier ass right in somebody's face. at this point, the person with a face full of as will say "FFA"
by Flacco-is-Jake-the-McCauley January 09, 2011
A condition experienced by people who through their own fault rebuke and make fun of the National FFA Organization due to their raging jealousy. Often a jealousy based on the lack of career opportunities and friendships that they lacked because of either their refusal to join or their inability to participate. Also this condition may be onset through misunderstandings of today's modern agricultural industry.
#1. Oh, No one wants to be a part of FFA!
#2. Why you so Anti-FFA?
#1. Because I was too stupid to join it and now I have hurt my potential for premier leadership, personal growth and career success through agriculture. I could have been a big deal but now i can't even look a a rather large wheel of cheese without knowing how stupid I was for not joining.
#2. You got some serious issues....Here's a tissue.
#1. What the F***, it is made of cotton - another agricultural product!
#2. Looks like you should have enrolled in an agriculture class and gotten involved with the FFA.
#2. Why you so Anti-FFA?
#1. Because I was too stupid to join it and now I have hurt my potential for premier leadership, personal growth and career success through agriculture. I could have been a big deal but now i can't even look a a rather large wheel of cheese without knowing how stupid I was for not joining.
#2. You got some serious issues....Here's a tissue.
#1. What the F***, it is made of cotton - another agricultural product!
#2. Looks like you should have enrolled in an agriculture class and gotten involved with the FFA.
by Teetown March 01, 2009
The Fun For All network, a large multi-coporation company owned by Mr. L. Young. The company has many site aimed at many audiences From Teenagers to Corporations as big as adobe, or microsoft, Fun For All. Something for everyone.
by Mr. L. Young August 18, 2003