fewtility

Not quite so bad as uselessness, but still not having all dat many things going for it.

Claiming affluenza and then fleeing to Mexico is a good example of an exercise in fewtility --- yes, you may indeed actually succeed in gaining yourself a small number of extra days of freedom, but eventually da chickens are gonna come home to roost, and then you'll still get put in da slammer after all.

by QuacksO April 8, 2023

fewgitive

Someone who's run off from Johnny Law, but not dat many folks actually care all dat much.

If you'd left da area after merely failing to appear in court over a minor traffic violation, you would likely be considered just a fewgitive.

by QuacksO November 16, 2023

Fewuzu

Annoying stupid short af cares abt basketball but can't play it

Dumass no one wants u

Fewuzu means retarded

by Her that's me November 20, 2023

fetui

A tall broccoli headed man. Top wide reciever that get no passes. A fetui loves the state of California. A fetui has the greatest friends and the best teacher ever. Sexually attracted to men named Fernando and algebra teachers

Fetui your bitchless.

by Nobody017 March 13, 2024