fecesbooking

The act of using the social-networking site Facebook while in the bathroom, usually from a smartphone or other mobile device.

(on facebook chat)

Guy 1: Hey
Guy 2: 'sup
Guy 1: Watcha doin?
Guy 2: I'm on the crapper fecesbooking, hbu?
Guy 1: Same dude, same.

by d2acc1 February 28, 2011

holy feces

It is a polite way to say holy shit

Person1: *does a kickflip*
Person2: Holy feces! That was sick

by SkidderBop November 18, 2017

Trailblazing fees

The fee paid by the 2nd person to hook up with a girl, after the first person in a group of friends has already hooked up with the same girl.

LaStephanie gave me a bj on Wednesday, she blew you on Friday. Therefore you me $15 in trailblazing fees.

by HcarlFT May 21, 2011

craig fergeson

host of the late late night show, spelled Craig Ferguson...

its not craig fergeson, its craig ferguson dumb ass...LRN2SPELL

by tempaccount September 23, 2007

fares

pronounced like Paris means a soldier on a horse_back sometimes with a sword in his hand.

I love this man very much, he is the fares of my dreams

by Dr. Lang January 2, 2009

endangered feces

A lie that is about to be exposed for what it is- 'bullshit'.

John led us all to believe his lie that he was rich but his bullshit lies are an endangered feces once the Repo Man shows up to repossess his Mercedes, and the Bank forecloses on his home.

by Poop Stain Barney June 1, 2011

ferehiwot

This woman is the most dazzling, gorgeous, sweetest, woman on the planet. Her smile lights up the whole world and lights a fire inside that no one could extinguish. She's just looking to have fun and might be a little annoying some times but as of right now she's my little flame that'll never go out.

Holy shit is that a Ferehiwot?!

Damn, i'm tryna respect that Ferehiwot!

by Some tall guy June 26, 2018