public fellations

Witty play on the term "public relations," describing in no uncertain terms the lengths to which some agents will go in attracting press for their client.

The WSJ article? You can thank our public fellations firm for that.

by jdmc March 24, 2008

Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup

She's giving you head, you take your dick out of her mouth, fart in her face and end the relationship on the spot.

I was so sick of her so I gave her a Franklin Fellatio Flatuation Breakup (FFFB) and got out of there

by TooFingFunny May 10, 2018

fellatio

The term use in polite company which refers to the subservient act of orally stimulating the male sex organ with, but not limited to, the lips, mouth and tongue, during which suction pressure is applied to the male organ, usually resulting in the need to shampoo.

Fellatio is not a town in France.

by Reginald Whattabone September 13, 2003

fellation coffee table

Using the top of a girl’s head as a table to set things on while she’s blowing you. This is perfect for when you need a convenient place to set snacks, drinks, or even the remote control.

My Fellation coffee table is a perfect place to set my laptop while I watch tv.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

ORAL FELLATIO

to perform oral sex, give a blowjob

Sharon performed oral fellatio on all the guys at the party. Kelly said Sharon is just in love with sucking cocks.

by got trophy head November 27, 2009

auto-fellatio

The act of placing your own penis in your mouth for sexual pleasure.

Ron Jeremy is known for being able to perform auto-fellatio.

by the other theo June 27, 2004

automo-fellatio

What they refer to in the Kings of Leon song "Sex on Fire"

The dark of the alley/The breaking of day/The head while I'm driving/I'm driving

If you listen closely front singer Caleb Followill says "head while I'm driving", referring to automo-fellatio.

by Cummy worm August 12, 2010