felted

1. Derived from poker slang, it means one is completely down on his luck. No money, no love-life, nothing. Bottom of the barrel. Nothing to live for.

2. To get injured badly or killed, usually in an unlucky accident.

I'm trying to pay my bills, but it's tough when you're felted.

Did you hear? Rom got felted by a school bus this morning.

by fred vegas March 7, 2009

FEETERS,

An annoying 11 year old who pretends to be 16 and plays Habbo Hotel all day long. Usually very ugly and very fat, and often has a lot of people hating her.
Also has a nasaly voice and is often seen singing "SUNDAY MORNING RAIN IS FALLINGGGG." If you hear this, you should probably cover your ears or run for cover.

Oh hi, my name is Vicky, I'm FEETERS, on habbo hotel!

by Propellers October 16, 2008

feeterbuster

A vegetarian who busts feet (they are very common). They placidly eat many leaves and resemble a giraffe in their eating habits. Feeterbusters are generally well-liked in their communities.

Shilpa eats so many leaves! What a feeterbuster!

by Bethel July 20, 2008

Fyre Fested

When an event is supposed to happen but the people in charge fuck everything up

"Yo are you still going to DJ that party at USC?"
"Nah that shit got fyre fested the person in charge was trying to use ticket money to pay for the equipment and it fell through"

by k?d47 February 1, 2019

u're feeded

Another word for "you're high.

A:u're feeded....
B:Yup, how did you know.

by Iwamamamoto March 4, 2009

feeterbuster

A vegetarian or (less commonly) one who eats only leaves.

My friend Shilpa is a crazy feeterbuster. She is practically a giraffe and only eats iceberg lettuce!

by Bethel February 3, 2006

Feeter

a. A measurement of distance used while viewing members of the opposite sex.
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.

That woman looked great at 20 feeters, but once she got closer her butterface became clearly visible.

by My357Magnum January 23, 2006