Finger fat

When a fat chick gets engaged but you can’t see her ring because her Finger fat covers it.

Yo, Did you see fat Bertha got engaged? Yea, she showed me her ring,but I could not see it because her Finger fat covered it.

by R E Dean July 27, 2018

Fat Finger

To finger someone of any size.

I'm going to fat finger my girlfriend later.

by Sarahizabrat March 18, 2023

Fat fingers

Means your have a fat ass.

You have some fat fingers

by lord chunk March 30, 2020

Fat fingers

The fattest of the fingers. Everyone notices the fat when the fingers are fat. No one likes fat fingers. They usually fat finger everyone!!! Stay away from fat fingers.

He has Fat Fingers!! stay away!!

by dfsfsdfsdfsdfsf December 20, 2021

Fat-Finger Round-Up

The opposite of a five-finger discount.

When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.

My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!

by Don Palabros February 3, 2025