Fartriloquism

the art of producing a fart in such a way that it sounds like it comes from another source

Person 1: *fart*

Person 2: "man that sounded like a rusty screen door."

Person 1: "yeah i've been working on my fartriloquism."

by Jeeeebuuuussss May 26, 2009

fartriloquism

Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.

A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.

"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"

"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."

by John the Heeb January 16, 2009

Fartriloquist

Someone with the ability to 'throw' their farts in a martial arts like fashion. These are NOT people who need to blame the dog. They can throw a fart into the next room. They are silent as Ninjas.

That dude's a Fartriloquist. We were partying. He let one go and I got the blame. My GF told me how rude I was to fart in public. We broke up over that f-ing Fartriloquist

by scottstathedot October 24, 2012

fartriloquism

The science of passing the blame when one passes the gas. The science of farting and getting away with it since someone else gets blamed.

Fartriloquism is hard to master, but the rewards can be tremendous.

by dj1 September 24, 2011

fartriloquist

far·tril·o·quist

noun /farˈtriləkwist/ 
fartriloquists, plural

1. one who is skilled or successful at uttering farts and blaming them on someone else.

My son thinks he is an accomplished fartriloquist.

by pinche gringo November 21, 2012

Fartriloquist

Someone who is able to successfully throw the sound of their fart and blame others for it.

Three men sit in a small car...
Person 1: *massive juicy fart*
Person 2: Ew what the feck! Who was that?!
Person 1: It was Person 3.
Person 3: No it wasn't! It was Person 1.

Person 2: So Person 1 is a fartriloquist. Right, whatever you say, dude.

by The Green Nuisance December 3, 2020

Fartoligist

Somebody engaged in the scientific investigation,classification of gaseous emissions from the anus

My friend is a fartoligist

by Sebastian hiney March 1, 2021