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Audible Brain Fart

The speech that results from a brain fart, which simultaneously promotes inspiration, fascination, and complete confusion. Few people leave a conversation with someone who suffers from ABF without saying, "Wow".

Most people go blank when experiencing a "Brain Fart" but some possess the unbelievable ability to create sentences during this time. These sentences are known as "Audible Brain Farts."
Me: Hey Coach

Coach: Oh hey Nate, you ready to run this Saturday?

Me: Yeah, I think I'm-

Coach: why don't you go home and get a warm one on your belly.

Me: WOW, I think coach suffers from ABF(Audible Brain Fart Disorder).
by 556677NK March 8, 2010
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Quantum Brain Fart

is a rule which states that any conceivable thought which ordinarily could be summoned has been lost and has become irretrievable. A complete blank.
He just completely went blank in the middle of the speech. He couldn't say a thing. Musta had a quantum brain fart.
by OMGR8US October 8, 2012
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mega brain fart

When you have the motivation to do something useful after work, only for you to sit down and play video games and whine about how little time you have to do something useful every day.
Negrito: I know I said I’d do it after work, but I’m tired right now and I think I deserve to nap.
George: What the mega brain fart was that? Get up and do the dishes, laundry, cooking, plumbing, lighting, cleaning, kitchen, bathroom, and universe right now young man.
Negrito: *depressed*
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Brain fart

When theres too much misunderstanding in the mind about something.
Bro i had a brain fart during the whole lecture.
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Brain fart

Brain fart- also known as “fartus brainus” is very common around students, who study math, physics or chemestry. It’s caused when you’re brain does not know what to do aka it’s about to explode. Treatment: give up or go to sleep
"I had a total brain fart while I was doing the test"
by GeDollar November 9, 2017
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Brain fart

When that guy they call “Brain” rips a fart.
I was grocery shopping with Brain, and he accidentally let out a fat one in the canned beans isle. I yelled out “BRAIN FART!”
by The real Londigo June 30, 2024
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Brain-farting

Brain-farting is when your brain farts in reaction to something hilarious.

Brain-farted is when your brain lagged
Your joke was so Brain-farting

I was daydreaming at my maths class until my teacher surprised me with a question and I legit Brain-farted
by Fucking-Intellect August 5, 2019
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