Faphammer

Fapping as fast as you can, when your hand accidentally slips off the rails and you punch yourself in the crotch, thus demolishing your nutsack. May result in bruising and/or infertility.

girl 1 "what are you doing tonight?"
girl 2 "I dunno. My bf pissed me off so I might go home and faphammer him..."

"I faphammered myself so hard last night, I think I ruptured a testy."

Girl "I hear you like it rough"
Boy " yeah, faphammer me."

"I would rather faphammer myself, than listen to one direction."

"faphammering yourself really is an erection rejection."

by faptasticomatic2000 February 26, 2015

faghater

Someone who hates gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered persons because of simplistic, dehumanizing beliefs.

Some faghater saw my husband carrying my purse and thought it meant he was gay, so he started shouting insults and threats and ended up getting kicked out.

by m0llusk October 28, 2006

faghattery

A word often used to denote disaproval of some event.

"Damn this storm is some real faghattery"

by Kurenin May 13, 2005

fapatapasad

Fapatapasad is a word describing the awkward silence following a quick save from a socially awkward situation. Usually when the person speaking realizes midsentence that what they are about to say is inappropriate, and immediately ceases to speak, creating an awkward silence.

"Dude, your sister is so..."
"What?"
"Nevermind." *Fapatapasad

by Craig Gordon September 20, 2006

Fapathon

A Hentai term for excessive masturbation

Shinji said: My mother caught me in one of my Fapathon's the other night

Rei asked: Did she help you finish? ^__^

Fapathon

by Shinji Ex August 7, 2010

fapathon

When finding that it took you countless amounts of porn videos to finally bust

Drinking solo at home makes you go on a fapathon with the whiskey dick.

by turtlosaurus May 8, 2015

faghat

Much like an asshat, someone who is a complete idiot with a whole mound of gayness thrown in.

Get your hand off my pubes you faghat!

by scott baio December 28, 2002