familiar

A human who works with vampires but it not actually turned, they are useful because they can walk in the daylight. They do the vampires' dirty work.

Blade fucking dominated that familiar with a shotgun.

by JFron January 12, 2005

la familia michoacana

la familia michoacana is a Mexican drug cartel located in the state of Michoacan. They kill other Mexican drug cartels for territory and power. They're signature is cutting off the heads of their enemy's.

- ay miras ese vato que esta ayi, dicen que pertenece a la familia Michoacan.
-hey you see that dude right there, they say he belongs to la familia Michoacana

by LaLoca01 April 24, 2010

Familiar Pussy

Previously held pussy that can be returned to easily when needed, craved, or available. However, this term doesn't apply to pussy that you have lost connects with.

Austin: I heard you fucked Maya last night. I thought you guys were just friends?

Malcolm: Yeah, we are.

Austin: Then what happened ? I thought she was just coming over to borrow your DVD player.

Malcolm: Familiar pussy man, Familiar pussy.

by UDaBest2016 October 7, 2016

familiar dick

The dick you ve been training for years to please you. Is always there when you ll need it and always in the same level.

There is that one dude you ve been hooking up for years and sometimes you tried something new but you always go back to him. That's familiar dick

by HenOne January 21, 2021

familia shit

The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.

Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.

What's up Greg?

My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.

Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.

by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009

I'm Not Familiar With That

"I'm not familiar with that" is simply a term to use when you're caught red-handed.

Cops: We caught you driving 75 in a 25.

You: I'm not familair with that.

Girlfriend: It's over! I saw you kissing Beth, you jerk.

You: I'm not familiar with that.

by trees-don't-grow-on-money June 17, 2009

strangely familiar

Somebody from your past with whom you have never slept with, until now....

Rory: Hey Chris, don't you know that girl?
Chris: Yes, she looks Familiar.
Rory: But we're out looking for Strange.
Chris: All I can find is Strangely Familiar
Rory: Guess that will have to do.

by strangelyfamiliar October 4, 2010