Failure

me

Dad: Did you pass your exam?
me: No Dad, i didn't
Dad: Well your a failure to this family you uncultured swine!

by UnnecessaryName April 25, 2017

miserable failure

The phrase that when typed in Google, would direct to the biography of George W. Bush using a method called Google bombing. This has also been used with "waffles" directing to John Kerry.

Man, you have to see what happens when you search "miserable failure" on Google.

by someone! January 9, 2008

Skin Failure

A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!

by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

failure to communicate

A failure to communicate occurs when the lines-of-communication are so broken down that you might as well be attempting to convey information not by means of the spoken word, but rather by some obscure and arcane non-verbal dialect comprised solely of farts and tap dancing.

'The story . . . was entitled "The Dancing Fool." Like so many Kilgore Trout stories, it was about a tragic failure to communicate.

'Here was the plot: A flying saucer creature named Zog arrived on Earth to explain how wars could be prevented and how cancer could be cured. He brought the information from Margo, a planet where the natives conversed by means of farts and tap dancing.

'Zog landed at night in Connecticut. He had no sooner touched down than he saw a house on fire. He rushed into the house, farting and tap dancing, warning the people about the terrible danger they were in. The head of the house brained Zog with a golfclub.'

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1973 novel "Breakfast of Champions" -- Chapter 5 (page 58).

by Dinkum September 2, 2013

Jesus Faist

A cultish fake religion created by theatre brats where participants worship Michael Faist.

"Sacrifice that little child over there for our lord and savor Jesus Faist"

by WhinnieDaPotatoSalad January 18, 2021

a failure

you

Teacher: Can anyone give an example of a failure?
Kid: You

by pressftopayrespects May 10, 2018

Mike Faist

A broadway actor who played Morris Delancey in newsies, and Connor Murphy in Dear Evan Hansen. Mike has his own broadway trading card from his time in Newsies. He also has really great hair, and deserves a tony award.

Mike Faist is really good at tap dancing.

by Senshi Pie July 17, 2018