Faded than a hoe

When one is so high of the zaza that he can only lay in bed while watching cocomelon, and eating cheetos

At this point, life might also be playing at 15 fps

You tryna shoot some hoops?

Nah man, I'm faded than a hoe

by Nutmane February 19, 2023

fadaded

When you are more than faded.

Damn, I'm not faded, I'm fadaded

by john harks March 1, 2005

faded heart

A faded heart is a heart that's been broken many times but still holding onto hope of finding love.

"Please don't break my faded heart." Faded Heart by BØRNS

by Impasabear July 23, 2018

cross faded

To be drunk and high. This is the prefered method of getting faded for many.

I had five beers before lighting up a blunt then 4 more shots of Southern Comfort. I was hella cross faded.

by bendersd September 24, 2005

Titty Faded

A numeric scale in base titty (rather then base ten) that indicates how fucked up someone gets while partying.

Bro, that last brew got me tripple titty faded!

by OG Mud69 March 2, 2020

faded like skinnys

When you're really high

Guy #1: "Dude are you high?"
Guy #2: "Yea, I'm faded like skinnys"

by FadedLikeSkinnysPete June 23, 2016

farded

Refers to the past tense act of doing a fart. Is used to show that the subject, whether the user themself, or an external person/object has qualities of mental deficiency. Is often used alongside the word shidded.

When a girl touched my dilly for the first time I shidded and farded

by yt:PaJeezy October 11, 2018