F.S.B.A.I.R

Acronym of 'for some bizarre and inexplicable reason'

F.S.B.A.I.R British MPs describe themselves as 'honourable'

by Al Sithi February 29, 2008

S.B.F.

Saggy. Boobs. Foundation. S.B.F. is short for saying a girl has saggy boobs.

Dude, she needs to get help from the S.B.F. because those hang too low.

boobstitssaggysag

by Ramkevyon February 3, 2010

B.F.S.

The B.F.S. is the Big Fucking Santa that stands in the Lake in Newtonville MA, right next to the Dunkies. They put it up September and he is there until April. There is no missing him since he stands 80 feet tall.
Who knows where they store that Bastard?

Stupid Bimbo: How do I get back to my car? I think I left it at the bar.

McKay: Take a right outta here and then bank a left at the B.F.S. and the bar is 2 miles up on the right. See ya!

by Robert Orr October 18, 2006

S.F.B

Sour Faced Bitch. You have probably felt the affect of this person. She's the one at work watching your every move with a face that looks like its been slapped by a rotten lemon. No matter what you do or say, the S.F.B is miraculously well-informed by people at work who rat you out.

Quick man, minimize the porn site - the S.F.B is coming!

I can't talk now, I'm getting the S.F.B treatment.

Sorry, it wasn't me that farted.

by bennyfrou September 25, 2009

F.A.B.A.S.A.

fat ass bad ass skinny ass

you are a F.A.B.A.S.A.

by Fuck a Goat August 3, 2007

s.b.f.l

smoking buddies for life.

crystal and sheena are s.b.f.l; yo you know im hella thirsty. :D

by crystal & sheena January 10, 2008

f.s.b.

"Fucking State Bitch"

You know em, the ones walking around your friendly neighborhood state university campus. Sporting ten tons of makeup and accessories, prancing in heels to class and whoring herself to whatever assholes she can meet in class or at parties. Usually marked by the wearing of clothes that are a size or two too small, resulting in the muffintopping of her f.u.p.a. (see entry). These gals are present in all aspects of college life, usually like to drink, hence the added calories.

"Hey, check out those f.s.b.'s."

"Yeah, I bet at least one of them has herpes."

by peah October 7, 2007