the expedition

The Expedition is the sexual act of placing two in the front and six in the rear. Normally accomplished by placing the index and middle finger of one hand in the vagina and the pinky finger of the same hand and the entire other hand in the anus of your partner (lube optional). A derivative of the minivan where 2 are in the front and only 5 in the rear.

"Dude, my girlfriend is so loose in the trunk now the Minivan doesn't cut it. Last night I went with The Expedition on her ass."

by of the clan Macleod September 30, 2013

Steve Irwin's Expedition

A sexual move where a salamander is put in a woman's vagina.

At that moment, she knew she wanted to do Steve Irwin's Expedition.

by Krad B. November 12, 2008

Expeditor

A person who pushes an employee to get a job done even though they are not said employee's boss or supervisor. They can be very annoying. Most good expeditors are women with a sexy stomach and cute toes. That can motivate most men.

Listen Pam, the job will be done when it's done! I don't care that you're the expeditor.

by # SIP October 13, 2019

expedition

to go pee.

Junior went on an expedition.

by ellybaby May 30, 2009

EXPEDATE

Combining the idea of a date and the necessity to expedite. In essence a quick date.

"I heard that girl is a gold digga son, you better switch from Red Lobster to Starbucks. You better expedate"

"The more time you spend with her the more money you spend on her, may I suggest an expedate"

by Steve The urban panther. July 17, 2007

expedition

Jenn's Car filled with Cumstains

We checked to see the if the cumstained car was ours, when someone said "NOOO! THAT'S JENN's Expedition!"

by JeNn'ScUmStAiNeDeXpEdItIoN October 7, 2003

expedict

To be very rapidly screwed.

A cross between 'expedite' and 'dicked'.

My employer went out of business overnight and I was expedict in the morning.

by Joe Fryer September 5, 2007