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Existence

Something you will search up when you're having an existential crisis.
Kid: Mom, what is my existence?
Mom: Welcome to the club. We all here are suffering.
by Suck my piano June 23, 2019
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fornicate my existence

a fancier and funnier way of syaing "fuck my life"
-Dude i just did your ma

-Fornicate my existence
by Don L December 9, 2008
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existence is pain

Its true
Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said
by A retarded fuck May 14, 2018
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Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
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But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. 🤗🤗😳😳😳😳😯🤬😯🤬🥱😶 🌫️😥😲🤫
by GiveMeACreativeNamePlz September 6, 2021
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A statement used to counter "I know what you are, but what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but what am I?!"

You: "I am a figment of your imagination, therefore you are non-existent."

Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."
by Rhonin March 18, 2010
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existential

Having to do with existence. More specifically, one way it is used is to mean having to do with state of being as opposed to truth or knowledge. An "existentialist" is more concerned with how to "be" than with what is true. A good example is Albert Camus's "The Plague", in which the character determines that we can't know the meaning of life and suffering, but we should just do what we can.
I think your problem with God is an existential one, not a theological one. You You know all you need to know, you just don't live it.
by ACS49 June 25, 2008
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