executive 

Someone who gets paid hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of dollars, to eat lunch in fancy restaurants, play golf, and buy elections. Complains that the people who do the actual work cost too much, so cuts health insurance and lays off employees. Moves jobs to places where people are willing to work for .35 an hour, twelve hours a day, and live without indoor plumbing. Can totally screw up a company, and still get a golden parachute and another cushy "job."

Executives are so unused to doing any actual work that they would be crusting without some underpaid assistant to wipe their bums.

executive by Anonymous October 6, 2003

executive bathroom 

The bathroom in most corporate offices reserved for handicapped people, but frequently used by those without disabilities. Termed "executive" for its spacious interior and superior placement in the back of the bathroom away from colleague's offensive odors.

"Aaron frequently uses the executive bathroom, but since everyone thinks he is handicapped, nobody says anything. That and his turds stink!"

executive bathroom by Stanley Steamer April 27, 2007

Executive Stance 

A common stance taken at the men’s room urinal or toilet. The executive is hallmarked by an unusually wide stance (but not as wide as a Larry Craig), a slight lean forward towards the back wall supported by one arm/hand extended above the head and against the wall and one arm/hand holding and aiming the schlong as urine is released.

The executive is a sign of prowess and accomplishment. Whereas the common stance is simply standing with both hands down on the schlong.

I quickly assumed the executive stance to cut loose with the beer I just drank.

The restroom was full of dudes taking and executive stance.

Executive Stance by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

street executives 

drug dealers.

they sell drugs.

yo i just got this sac from my street executives nigga this shits dank.

street executives by peterXpantsless August 16, 2008

streets executive 

1. A hustler, a dealer, an entrepreneur.
2. A person who is self-made e.g. came from rags to riches, from bottom to the top, from entry-level to become an executive.
3. An individual motivated by success that is known to conduct their business both legally and illegally to gain profits.
4. A person in a high level position within a crime organisation, who is considered to be highly valuable. A person in a position of power e.g. An executive of a company.

Smart guy, he's done well for himself, he's all about his money and success, he's a streets executive.

streets executive by JYA90 January 22, 2019

Executive Director 

A ridiculously hyperactive breed of people who micro manage everything. They often speak in a language of their own, one which no one can understand (like dolphin squeaks). They are often found repeating "yep" again and again in an effort to show everyone they already know everything, therefor never actually listening to anyone. Physical characteristics include scary large eyes, a floopa, and bad 80's hair.

"Excuse me, Executive Director,RUN! The building is on FIR-"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"NO, THE BUILDING IS ON FIRE!!!!!"
"Yepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyepyep"
"Oh fuck ya then...burn."

Executive Director by newagemom July 18, 2006

executive decision

A decision made by one individual that is in the best interest of a company or corporation regardless of other members opinion.

Megan likes the word "residence" instead of "home". Regardless, Ben made the executive decision to use the word "home" in the best interest of the company.

executive decision by The Executive Definition Director September 1, 2008