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Eurasia

VIK IS EURASIA
Some dude said is Europe part of asia and people started calling him Eurasia
by QOI{ September 29, 2018
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Euroscum

A word, often used by xenophobic, conservative Brits, to describe the type of trashy, uncultured, pig-latin mumbling, shit-guzzling f**kwits who reside on the far side of the Channel Tunnel.
"The United Nations is a retrogressive organization, run by the type of euroscum that would shit in your airing cupboard if you let them!" - Tony Blair
by st0gey March 26, 2005
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and then I found five Euros

Simmilar to "and then I found five dollars", except with the currency used in the European Union. One would use this phrase to save face at the end of a really bad story with no point.
Person one: So this morning I went to go get a crepe for breakfast but there was a big line so I didn't.
Person two: Oh.
Person one: And then I found five Euros!
by Ciao Bella June 16, 2006
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Eurosexual

Eurosexuality is a modern and culturally specific form of lifestyle. Found to be exemplified in up-beat modern Europeans (usually men), whose dress code is highly distinguishable, consisting of nothing but high quality brand label clothing including Calvin Klein and Ralph Lauren. It involves the will to actively partake in bodily care that may be considered feminine or "girly", whilst possessing the ability to grow bodily hair to a vast degree and displaying one's manhood via macho gestures, tough guy speech and sexually beckoning displays towards the opposite sex and overall, maintaining an abundantly straight sexual preference that is considered eager rather than chauvinistic. Not to be confused with metrosexual, where the subject exhibits bisexual tendencies. Mostly found in male teenagers from European descent that posses a knowledge of current trends in today’s society, yet no matter the immediate environment, atmosphere or climate, choose to proudly display their ethnicity via trendy, up beat, neutral coloured clothing including blacks, greys browns and dark blues. Chains or ear piercing are also a distinguishing feature, yet the most blatant is the excellent coordination between items of clothing.
One who has rugged yet trendy facial hair, dark denim jeans, tight upper body T-shirt, silver neck chains and tidy, yet practical shoes and who also exhibits a strong attraction to the opposite sex and who lives as one of European descent, may be considered Eurosexual.
by Wogking January 7, 2006
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Euroslut

Non-Europeans who continually speak of the greatness of Europe and all that is European, despite living nowhere near Europe or hailing from a European country. Eurosluts commonly enjoy spending time taking long walks through any European city in springtime, drinking wine or spirits over long lunches, and paying exorbitant amounts of money for gas, or, petrol if you will. They have the ability to work Europe into any conversation on any topic. Though a fairly common trait amongst them but not widely know by non-Eurosluts, they also have a penchant for buggery.
If you love Europe so much, quit talking about it and do us all a favor and move there.... Euroslut!!!!
by Max Fisher April 12, 2005
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Eurasian Traveler

A Eurasian Traveler is when you take a shit in a girl/woman’s purse.

It is most likely a revenge or prank. It is usually on a woman who carries a large or oversized purse. It could also be in any type of bag carried by a male or female.

Originated from the movie Borat (who is Eurasian), where he shits in a bag and presents it to a group of people.
Joe: I bought that girl drinks all night, and she was all "come home with me," so I did, and then she didn't want to hook up. She just wanted to snuggle.

Steve: Damm, that sucks man.

Joe: It's ok. She looked better with the beer goggles on anyhow. Before I left I dropped a Eurasian Traveler in her purse. Probably won't be hearing from her again.

Steve: Ouch, she'll probably reach in there for her wallet and get a nasty surprise.

Joe: Definitely have to wash your hands after you meet the Eurasian Traveler.
by bigfletchdog December 23, 2007
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eurosize

when you get fucked by EUROSIZE your gonna walk with your legs spead for the rest of your life
I wish I was eastern european so I had a hugh dick.
by Holera January 24, 2005
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