ernie santi

A guy who likes to get ejected in the finals. Especially in the 1st quarter.

I don't want to play today... i think i will pull a ernie santi.

by Mr.webos December 28, 2018

Uncle Ernie

1. A faceless benefactor who pays for lunches, dinners, happy hours and rounds of golf. In return, you must endure some type of Ernst & Young abuse

2. EY's way to make it up for the significant salary differences between you and your friends at PwC, KPMG and/or Deloitte

"Dude, don't order another round shots. It's like $120 bucks." "Don't worry. Let Uncle Ernie pick up this round."

by Rich Jeaneret August 19, 2008

Burt and Ernie couple

A male homosexual couple. The Sesame street characters have long been viewed as homosexual mascots of sorts within the gay community. Burt and Ernie is an affable term for a likable and well matched gay couple

"Bob and Joe get along so well, they finish each other's sentences. What a true Burt and Ernie couple"

by AJAS November 6, 2009

Ernie Mouth

The form of a female vagina in which the labia is seemingly missing. A slit is all that is present looking almost exactly like the mouth of Ernie from Sesame Street.

She's got ernie mouth

by caesar h April 15, 2008

Dirty Burt & Ernie

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Ernie

(Also Ernest)
noun

In New Zealand, an amount of pot equal to $100 worth. (Approximately a third of an ounce)
A hundy or a hundred bag.
Given this name as Ernest Rutherford is on the $100 note in New Zealand.

Hey man, do you have an Ernie for me?
Yeah, sure.
*hands over one hundred dollars*
*receives one hundred bucks worth of weed*

by JezzBomb August 3, 2011

ernie

Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!

Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!

by Alfie The Horndog December 9, 2005